Bachelor in Paradise 7ep8: Depression symptoms

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep8: Depression symptoms
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There is only one episode of Bachelor in Paradise to discuss this week, and is that the source of Co-host Craig’s depression? Whether it is or not, he is good at projecting his depression symptoms onto his other co-hosts resulting in a melancholy first few minutes of the podcast. But it picks up after that, when we start discussing all of the depressing things that happen to the stars of the show: Brendan and Pieper leave, Tammy and Demi melt down, Riley and Maurissa lick whipped cream off of each other, what’s not to be happy about? Listen to this and everything else by clicking the play button and joining us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep4&5: Vindicated?

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep4&5: Vindicated?
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In this podcast episode Co-host Craig insists that he is vindicated on a number of issues from last week. The other co-hosts disagree (except for maybe Co-host Caitlin who is in the middle). It leads to some raucous debate as they weave through topics including Tammy’s betrayal, Aaron and Thomas’ fight, Demi’s sexual weaponry, Maurissa’s lying by omission, Kenny’s gift with the lades, and so much more. It’s a long one (the podcast episode, not Kenny), hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep2: Mom Minute

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep2: Mom Minute
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The energy is back in this episode so the energy is back in our podcast! Listen in for our deep dives into various contestants, including Maurissa, Thomas, and Aaron, and various events, including sex in the boom boom room. We also debut a brand new Bachelor Masters segment: the Co-host Caitlin’s Mom Minute, where Co-host Caitlin interviews her mom about Bachelor in Paradise! You don’t want to miss that or anything else, so hit the play button and join us.

Bachelorette 17ep7: 1 plus 2 equals 3

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Bachelorette 17ep7: 1 plus 2 equals 3
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In an episode so full of cringe, we thought we’d remind you’all that, for Greg, 1 plus 2 equals 3. Meaning, he’s vanilla. Along with Greg we discuss Katie’s seeming obsession with him, whether Blake is the fantasy suite sex pick, why the other couple other guys are probably good catches, some cringe dating moments of our own, and, well, more cringe since this episode was full of it. Didn’t we mention that? Come along for the ride by clicking the play button!

Bachelorette 17ep2: Flip the script

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Bachelorette 17ep2: Flip the script
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We start the podcast episode talking about Co-host Craig’s birthday, which he’s sad about, and iPods, which he’s more happy about. Then Co-host Iciar clears up some definitions from last week, including the Prince Harry Effect. We then talk about the episode in particular, including whether or not Greg is still desirable, some thoughts on the arguments, and why Cody might have gotten kicked off. We end with Co-host Caitlin talking about adventures while sleeping. Where is the script flipped? You’ll have to tune in to find out!

Bachelorette 17ep1: Prince Harry Effect

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Bachelorette 17ep1: Prince Harry Effect
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We’re back for a new season and we jump right into things by discussing… the length of our podcast episodes? It wouldn’t be the Bachelor Masters without tangents, but we do get back on track pretty quickly and discuss Tayshia and Kaitlyn, Cat Guy, Box Guy, Blowup Doll Guy, the other guys, and, of course, Katie, after trying to figure out what sex positivity means. We conclude with Co-host Iciar coining the phrase Prince Harry Effect, which is how eww guys become it guys. Is that Greg? Hmm… tune in to find out!

Bachelor 25ep9: Full frontal fantasies

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Bachelor 25ep9: Full frontal fantasies
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We start off this podcast episode really excited because not only are we recording at a reasonable hour of the day and week, but we had a couple listener reviews come in! We read those and jab a bit about some random topics before getting into Matt and his Dad’s reconciliation, the dates with Michelle, Bri, and Rachael, and seeing Matt’s nipple during one of the fantasy suites–so risqué! It’s listener appreciation week and we’d love to have you hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette Countdown: In until you’re not

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Bachelorette Countdown: In until you're not
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We’re back after five and a half big ones (months) with our countdown to the new season. Featuring Clare, or Tayshia, and 32, or 57, men, and recorded at La Quinta, the resort not the budget motel, we run down what we think might happen when Clare is in until she’s not and also run over some of the guys that we think will be on the show until they’re not. We keep on about Clare-as-Bachelorette and also chat Matt James-as-Bachelor, Colton and Cassie, anesthesiologists, and all the things that come with those topics. Hit the play button and join us for this awesome, action-packed countdown episode!

Bachelor 24ep10&AFR: Failure to succeed

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Bachelor 24ep10&AFR: Failure to succeed
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We jump into the ring that countless other media have jumped into: Barb and her… lively… display on After the Final Rose. We argue over Madison vs Barb and include hard statistics in the form of the results from an Instagram story poll along with, per usual for us Bachelor Masters, clips of the two in their own words. We then follow with a mega Fashion Roundup that you won’t want to miss! It’s all here in the last podcast episode of the Bachelor season before we come back in a few weeks for the song-orientated Bachelor show. Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor 24ep8: Hook, sex, baby talk

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Bachelor 24ep8: Hook, sex, baby talk
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We betcha we’re the only podcast around that has lined up actual audio of Madison and last season’s Luke P and played them back-to-back in order to see how their approaches to celibacy (for themselves and others) are similar or different. Related, we then talk for a while about nihilism and setting restraints on one’s self (and one’s life). Believe it or not, we limit our tangents resulting in a podcast episode that is actually really focused on the show. We know, right??