The finale is here and, as promised on our Twitter feed, we dissect Co-host Iciar being LIVE IN THE AUDIENCE on Monday. After that, we dissect both final episodes in great detail and try to answer the big question: why is Susie back together with Clayton? Really… why is Susie back together with Clayton? Hit the play button and join us to find out!
We present to you, Dear Listener, the longest podcast episode in the history of the Bachelor Masters! Why? Because we break down not only the Women Tell All but also Clayton and Susie’s Tuesday-night meltdown. What sides will our co-hosts take? Will you agree or disagree? Hit the play button and join us!
In this podcast episode we start by talking about Co-host Caitlin’s awesome vacation and welcome any new listeners that she might have convinced to give us a try. We then have some fun talking about Vienna, Susie-as-Disney-Princess and her humble bragging, whether we think the women actually like Clayton, what’s up with the final four, and a sprinkling of tangents on other topics. Hit the play button and join us!
We start off this podcast episode talking about And Just Like That…. And, just like that, we’re in the fantasy suite episode of the Bachelorette. It’s a tame episode which leads to a tame podcast, but we do touch on various aspects of the love that each contestant is in with Michelle. Plus, we argue about kids watching HBO with their parents and end with the usual Fashion Roundup. Hit play and join us!
There is only one episode of Bachelor in Paradise to discuss this week, and is that the source of Co-host Craig’s depression? Whether it is or not, he is good at projecting his depression symptoms onto his other co-hosts resulting in a melancholy first few minutes of the podcast. But it picks up after that, when we start discussing all of the depressing things that happen to the stars of the show: Brendan and Pieper leave, Tammy and Demi melt down, Riley and Maurissa lick whipped cream off of each other, what’s not to be happy about? Listen to this and everything else by clicking the play button and joining us!
In this podcast episode Co-host Craig insists that he is vindicated on a number of issues from last week. The other co-hosts disagree (except for maybe Co-host Caitlin who is in the middle). It leads to some raucous debate as they weave through topics including Tammy’s betrayal, Aaron and Thomas’ fight, Demi’s sexual weaponry, Maurissa’s lying by omission, Kenny’s gift with the lades, and so much more. It’s a long one (the podcast episode, not Kenny), hit the play button and join us!
The energy is back in this episode so the energy is back in our podcast! Listen in for our deep dives into various contestants, including Maurissa, Thomas, and Aaron, and various events, including sex in the boom boom room. We also debut a brand new Bachelor Masters segment: the Co-host Caitlin’s Mom Minute, where Co-host Caitlin interviews her mom about Bachelor in Paradise! You don’t want to miss that or anything else, so hit the play button and join us.
In an episode so full of cringe, we thought we’d remind you’all that, for Greg, 1 plus 2 equals 3. Meaning, he’s vanilla. Along with Greg we discuss Katie’s seeming obsession with him, whether Blake is the fantasy suite sex pick, why the other couple other guys are probably good catches, some cringe dating moments of our own, and, well, more cringe since this episode was full of it. Didn’t we mention that? Come along for the ride by clicking the play button!
We start the podcast episode talking about Co-host Craig’s birthday, which he’s sad about, and iPods, which he’s more happy about. Then Co-host Iciar clears up some definitions from last week, including the Prince Harry Effect. We then talk about the episode in particular, including whether or not Greg is still desirable, some thoughts on the arguments, and why Cody might have gotten kicked off. We end with Co-host Caitlin talking about adventures while sleeping. Where is the script flipped? You’ll have to tune in to find out!
We’re back for a new season and we jump right into things by discussing… the length of our podcast episodes? It wouldn’t be the Bachelor Masters without tangents, but we do get back on track pretty quickly and discuss Tayshia and Kaitlyn, Cat Guy, Box Guy, Blowup Doll Guy, the other guys, and, of course, Katie, after trying to figure out what sex positivity means. We conclude with Co-host Iciar coining the phrase Prince Harry Effect, which is how eww guys become it guys. Is that Greg? Hmm… tune in to find out!
