Bachelorette 17MTA: Disengaged more

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Bachelorette 17MTA: Disengaged more
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It may be that Katie is here from the wrong reasons. At least that’s how we feel after watching this Men Tell All where Katie was, at least, tuned out and, at worst, pissed off. We try to decipher that riddle while also talking at length about Conner’s make-out session with an audience member, which was, at best, questionable behavior. We fit that all in to a slightly shorter episode than usual, which means it’s action packed. Hit the play button and join us!.

Bachelorette 17ep7: 1 plus 2 equals 3

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Bachelorette 17ep7: 1 plus 2 equals 3
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In an episode so full of cringe, we thought we’d remind you’all that, for Greg, 1 plus 2 equals 3. Meaning, he’s vanilla. Along with Greg we discuss Katie’s seeming obsession with him, whether Blake is the fantasy suite sex pick, why the other couple other guys are probably good catches, some cringe dating moments of our own, and, well, more cringe since this episode was full of it. Didn’t we mention that? Come along for the ride by clicking the play button!

Bachelorette 17ep5: Mega ridiculous

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Bachelorette 17ep5: Mega ridiculous
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In this podcast episode we start by wondering just how creepy Bad Beard Blake is. Then we wonder how creepy Hunter is. Then we wonder if Andrew S is creepy (spoiler: he’s not). These kind of conversations are necessary in a week five where the number of men is trimmed yet we’re still getting to know a lot of them. Who is a creeper? What is mega ridiculous? Tune in to find out!

Bachelor 25ep10&AFR: Mommy and Daddy issues

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Bachelor 25ep10&AFR: Mommy and Daddy issues
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Here we are at the last episode of the season and wouldn’t you know it, it’s Matt’s Mom and Dad who take center stage (literally and figuratively) to derail Matt’s quest for love. Co-host Craig equates it to going on Dating Naked and getting upset that you’re naked. That’s what this ending was like! We debate that biggie along with other big issues including Michelle not getting her follow up talk, Rachael confronting Matt and Matt confronting Rachael, Emmanuel Acho hosting and the breath of fresh air that brings, whether Matt is an f-boy, and a bunch of other topics. Make sure to stick around for the Fashion Roundup at the end. It’s our last podcast episode for a while so hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor 25ep9: Full frontal fantasies

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Bachelor 25ep9: Full frontal fantasies
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We start off this podcast episode really excited because not only are we recording at a reasonable hour of the day and week, but we had a couple listener reviews come in! We read those and jab a bit about some random topics before getting into Matt and his Dad’s reconciliation, the dates with Michelle, Bri, and Rachael, and seeing Matt’s nipple during one of the fantasy suites–so risqué! It’s listener appreciation week and we’d love to have you hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor 25WTA: Deserving of love

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Bachelor 25WTA: Deserving of love
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In this podcast episode we argue about a few things (and the podcast works best when we’re arguing), for example about who is deserving of love. Does everyone deserve love? Does deserving love require people to pay in cultural currency? Along with that debate we argue about Katie, knowing we’re not the only one’s arguing about her. We also talk a bit about ongoing controversies in Bachelor Nation and, of course, end with the Fashion Roundup. Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor 25ep8: Classically great

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Bachelor 25ep8: Classically great
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Co-host Caitlin is back this week and with her we talk about a range of topics both Bachelor-related and not, including classical music, southern music, and sunglasses. We also start a listener drive (tell everyone you know about the Bachelor Masters!). Pertaining to the show, we then analyze the different home town dates, speculating on why Matt doesn’t like Michelle as much as he should, how Bri’s mom might have parented, and whether Rachael would be a good influence(r). It’s all here in this longer podcast episode, hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor 25ep6: More producer intervention

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Bachelor 25ep6: More producer intervention
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In this podcast episode we talk about a not-so-great Bachelor episode that is once again full of producer intervention. It seems the producers can’t help themselves, whether it’s Heather’s arrival and subsequent skirting of security, Katie’s strange date alongside Tyler, or the random (and repeated) carnival popup and subsequent stuffed animal selection. We’re here to take a stand and if we could, we’d hold an intervention for the producers. But hey, maybe it’s us and our opinionated podcast that needs the intervention. You can decide by clicking the play button and joining us!

Bachelor 25ep5: Kickin’ it with Kit

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Bachelor 25ep5: Kickin' it with Kit
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Despite Co-host Craig’s best attempts to talk about Kit for this whole podcast episode, we end up talking about all of the other events of the week and, well, Kit. To Co-host Craig, there’s just so much in Kit and Matt’s five minute date to talk about: the cookies, the height and age difference, the happy place, the I’m failing in love with you. It’s too much. Just like Victoria is too much and finally gets past producer intervention and gets cut. We talk about all of this including Anna’s teeth, so hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 16ep12&13: Zac to the future

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Bachelorette 16ep12&13: Zac to the future
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Listen in to our action-packed podcast season finale where we break down an ice bath, synchronized breathing, our problems with Zac, Twitter quibbles, whether this season was fake Bachelor-produced nonsense, a proposal, blood-diamonds, and a lot more. We end with our usual Fashion Roundup where we talk about symmetry, lingerie, the 90s, and t-shirts. It’s all here and we’d love for you to hit the play button!