Bachelor in Paradise 7ep9: Alarm bells

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep9: Alarm bells
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This week we have… actual alarm bells. Like, really, they’re going off in Co-host Craig’s building because they’re testing the fire alarm system. If you can deal with that, you can deal with anything including Kenny licking tacos off of Mari, Aaron’s big-time bro-out, Joe’s socks, and a big tropical storm that leads to no drama whatsoever. Hit the play button and join us (and the bells) as we break it all down!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep8: Depression symptoms

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep8: Depression symptoms
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There is only one episode of Bachelor in Paradise to discuss this week, and is that the source of Co-host Craig’s depression? Whether it is or not, he is good at projecting his depression symptoms onto his other co-hosts resulting in a melancholy first few minutes of the podcast. But it picks up after that, when we start discussing all of the depressing things that happen to the stars of the show: Brendan and Pieper leave, Tammy and Demi melt down, Riley and Maurissa lick whipped cream off of each other, what’s not to be happy about? Listen to this and everything else by clicking the play button and joining us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep6&7: Who are the role models?

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep6&7: Who are the role models?
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In this podcast episode Co-host Craig starts us off by talking ethics, particularly, whether Pieper, Brendan, Chris C, and Alana are the role models of this season. Checking him in that argument is Co-host Caitlin, who actually has training in ethics. It leads to a good old fashioned Bachelor Masters argument about the rules of Bachelor in Paradise. Oh, and we talk about Demi, too. It’s all here, so click the play button and join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep4&5: Vindicated?

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep4&5: Vindicated?
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In this podcast episode Co-host Craig insists that he is vindicated on a number of issues from last week. The other co-hosts disagree (except for maybe Co-host Caitlin who is in the middle). It leads to some raucous debate as they weave through topics including Tammy’s betrayal, Aaron and Thomas’ fight, Demi’s sexual weaponry, Maurissa’s lying by omission, Kenny’s gift with the lades, and so much more. It’s a long one (the podcast episode, not Kenny), hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 17ep10&AFR: Illusion mesh

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Bachelorette 17ep10&AFR: Illusion mesh
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Here we are at the finale of the Katie saga and wouldn’t you know it, she picks Blake. Yes, that Blake… Bad Beard Blake. She actually picks him, and we’re here to try and figure out how such a picking could have happened. We talk about all of that and, of course, Greg’s appearance on After the Final Rose where he doubles down on his previous statements to Katie. We include a long tail to this podcast episode where we discuss, among other things, ice skating wardrobes and illusion mesh. Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 17ep9: Nefariousness

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Bachelorette 17ep9: Nefariousness
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Get ready for a knock-down drag-out fight between our co-hosts to determine the truth behind Greg’s nefarious behavior towards Katie. Is he legit blindsided that Katie didn’t reciprocate his I love you? Were his actions the result of an elaborate plan to remove himself from the show? Is Greg the victim of emotional weaknesses? We debate all of this after giving two cents to Blake and Justin and talking a little bit about fashion. Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 17MTA: Disengaged more

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Bachelorette 17MTA: Disengaged more
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It may be that Katie is here from the wrong reasons. At least that’s how we feel after watching this Men Tell All where Katie was, at least, tuned out and, at worst, pissed off. We try to decipher that riddle while also talking at length about Conner’s make-out session with an audience member, which was, at best, questionable behavior. We fit that all in to a slightly shorter episode than usual, which means it’s action packed. Hit the play button and join us!.

Bachelorette 17ep7: 1 plus 2 equals 3

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Bachelorette 17ep7: 1 plus 2 equals 3
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In an episode so full of cringe, we thought we’d remind you’all that, for Greg, 1 plus 2 equals 3. Meaning, he’s vanilla. Along with Greg we discuss Katie’s seeming obsession with him, whether Blake is the fantasy suite sex pick, why the other couple other guys are probably good catches, some cringe dating moments of our own, and, well, more cringe since this episode was full of it. Didn’t we mention that? Come along for the ride by clicking the play button!

Bachelorette 17ep5: Mega ridiculous

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Bachelorette 17ep5: Mega ridiculous
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In this podcast episode we start by wondering just how creepy Bad Beard Blake is. Then we wonder how creepy Hunter is. Then we wonder if Andrew S is creepy (spoiler: he’s not). These kind of conversations are necessary in a week five where the number of men is trimmed yet we’re still getting to know a lot of them. Who is a creeper? What is mega ridiculous? Tune in to find out!

Bachelor 25ep10&AFR: Mommy and Daddy issues

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Bachelor 25ep10&AFR: Mommy and Daddy issues
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Here we are at the last episode of the season and wouldn’t you know it, it’s Matt’s Mom and Dad who take center stage (literally and figuratively) to derail Matt’s quest for love. Co-host Craig equates it to going on Dating Naked and getting upset that you’re naked. That’s what this ending was like! We debate that biggie along with other big issues including Michelle not getting her follow up talk, Rachael confronting Matt and Matt confronting Rachael, Emmanuel Acho hosting and the breath of fresh air that brings, whether Matt is an f-boy, and a bunch of other topics. Make sure to stick around for the Fashion Roundup at the end. It’s our last podcast episode for a while so hit the play button and join us!