Listen to Your Heart 1ep3: Feelings for Brandon

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Listen to Your Heart 1ep3: Feelings for Brandon
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Another week, another Listen to Your Heart breakdown by the Bachelor Masters! Topics include word pronunciation, the (non) award for winning the show, Ke$ha, a Fashion Roundup, two women’s feelings for Brandon and for whom he feels back, and, of course, breakdowns of each contestant’s breakdown. Okay, there weren’t many breakdowns by contestants, but we still break them down! We’d love for you to break with us, so hit the play button and join in!

Listen to Your Heart 1ep2: Where we argue about emotional cheating

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Listen to Your Heart 1ep2: Where we argue about emotional cheating
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Emotional cheating versus physical cheating: via Trevor we pounce on this opportunity to have an old-fashioned Bachelor Masters argument where we try to figure out not only what those mean but whether Trevor should feel guilty about engaging in one or the other. We also deep dive in a few other topics that this juicy episode of Listen to Your Heart brought up, leading to an old-fashioned Bachelor Masters long episode. Ready? Set, go! Press the play button and join us!

Bachelor 24ep3: Coltonizing

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Bachelor 24ep3: Coltonizing
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Los Angeles is a big place, so why are we only seeing Westlake Village line dancing bars? This is the question that kicks off our podcast episode and leads to some other deep thoughts, such as whether or not Peter has been Coltonized. What do we mean by that? You’ll have to listen in to find out! We’d love to have you along for the fun (and question-answering) so hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 6ep1&2: Second night stand

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Bachelor in Paradise 6ep1&2: Second night stand
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Six days went fast and we’re back in your podcast app. We have a new co-host, Caitlin, and she jumps right in discussing the cast’s pre-beach communications, Blake’s looks, and Hannh G’s fav charcuterie boards. (The latter is a great answer to “what is your favorite food” because it describes not just taste but social scene.) We also get to talk about Stagecoach and Blake’s, um, second night stand, New York City, loneliness, and so much more. Sound exciting? Hit the play button and join us for the whole BIP season!

Bachelorette 15ep2: Starting genuinelingly

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Bachelorette 15ep2: Starting genuinelingly
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In this episode we try to talk sensitively about Alabama’s new legislation, drag queen culture, white people spectatorship, Luke P’s genuineness, Cam’s genuineness, weddings, Luke P again, massage rooms, shirts off, walls down, and, because he forces our hand after the rose ceremony, Luke P again. To keep us on track, Recorded Chris makes an appearance! If that in itself isn’t reason to hit the play button, then all of our sensitively must be!

Bachelor 23ep1: Kingdom of the Krystal Skull

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Bachelor 23ep1: Kingdom of the Krystal Skull







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With Co-host Chris away this week, Itziar and Craig run the podcast with just them two. Like, run past the first hour of the premiere which was filled with awful live remotes. Despite the rough beginnings the rest of the three hours was actually pretty good. And, Craig seems to have jumped on board the Colton bandwagon much to Itziar’s chagrin. It’s all right here in this podcast episode. Hit play and join in on the fun! Krystal in a hot tub! A woman just like Krystal interrupting four times! Two person episode!

Bachelor in Paradise 5ep10&11: All not good things…

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Bachelor in Paradise 5ep10&11: All not good things...







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It’s the end of a long year that took us from Arie and Lauren to Becca and Garrett to… Chris and Krystal?  But hey, it wasn’t that bad, was it?  In our final podcast of the season we recap the last two episodes of Bachelor in Paradise and reflect on the various scandals that have erupted over the past few days. Because what better way to kick off four months of no Bachelor than some juicy semi-confirmed gossip? We’d love to have you along for the ride so hit the play button and join us for all of the fun!

Bachelorette 14MTA Proposal 1ep7: The unbearable lightness of broadcasting

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Bachelorette 14MTA Proposal 1ep7: The unbearable lightness of broadcasting







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What kind of podcasters would we be if we skipped The Men Tell All just because it was bad? We probably make the episode out to be worse than it actually was–if Twitter is a judge many watching at home liked, for example, Jordan’s antics. So we talk about that but also a bunch of other things to fill up time.  It’s actually pretty entertaining, we think, but then again we might be misjudging you folks listening at home.

Bachelorette 14ep9 Proposal 1ep6: Love versus in love

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Bachelorette 14ep9 Proposal 1ep6: Love versus in love







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Like the Bachelorette episode itself it took us fifteen minutes to get into the podcast.  But a lot of that is because of our fascinating breakdown of Bachelor Masters data!  What does that mean?  Listen in to find out, we promise that it is…. data.  But you could be into that kind of thing.  We also wonder why Becca keeps saying “IN love” (emphasis ours) versus “love” and also what’s going to happen when Garrett wins. Join us!

Bachelorette 14ep8 Proposal 1ep5: Schrödinger’s date

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Bachelorette 14ep8 Proposal 1ep5: Schrödinger's date







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A problem with these four guys is that they overlap in such a way that it’s difficult to know who they are without looking closely and looking closely changes our perception of the four guys.  You know, like…. Schrödinger’s cat.  (We’re really stretching here.)  Anyways, we try to fill up an hour and fifteen minutes based on these hometown dates and some of The Proposal.  Come along for the ride… if you can stomach it!