Bachelorette 15ep9: I don’t want your life

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Bachelorette 15ep9: I don't want your life
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Poor Peter, he’s not going to win. Hannah, we conclude, doesn’t want his life out here in Communist California. We discuss that and, of course, the other hometown dates and wonder what actually constitutes one’s hometown. Throw in various tangents about the San Fernando Valley, memes, religion, and Florida (the usuals for this season) and add in a mom who could someday be the star of her own murder mystery on Lifetime and you got one great Bachelor Masters episode. Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor 23ep4: Fear factor

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Bachelor 23ep4: Fear factor
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Co-host Craig is a little distracted today. So while in this podcast episode we don’t talk about “fear” or “Fear Factor,” he phoned in the title, “Fear factor,” based on an off-hand remark by Iciar. Fear factor! It sounds cool. Like bungee jumping: it sounds cool but probably really isn’t. None of us will ever know. But Colton now knows! We cover that and a bunch of other things, including how Bachelor contestants might consider unionizing, in this low-energy yet action packed hour.

Bachelor 23ep1: Kingdom of the Krystal Skull

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Bachelor 23ep1: Kingdom of the Krystal Skull







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With Co-host Chris away this week, Itziar and Craig run the podcast with just them two. Like, run past the first hour of the premiere which was filled with awful live remotes. Despite the rough beginnings the rest of the three hours was actually pretty good. And, Craig seems to have jumped on board the Colton bandwagon much to Itziar’s chagrin. It’s all right here in this podcast episode. Hit play and join in on the fun! Krystal in a hot tub! A woman just like Krystal interrupting four times! Two person episode!

Bachelor in Paradise 5ep6&7: I’m all in until morning

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Bachelor in Paradise 5ep6&7: I'm all in until morning







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Who likes who? Who loves who? Better yet, who loves who until someone else comes walking down those stairs tomorrow morning? We go through each couple/triangle in detail while also giving those who deserve it their dues.  Like Leo.  And Venmo.  Hit “play” and join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 5ep4&5: Tia and whatever

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Bachelor in Paradise 5ep4&5: Tia and whatever







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We had to put Tia in the title of this episode, right, otherwise you’d think we weren’t paying attention.  But there’s a lot of other things that go on or whatever like making out and hooking up.  We go through each couple and date piece by piece and come to the conclusion that everyone is a… you’ll have to listen to find out!

Bachelorette 14ep11 Bachelor in Paradise 5ep1: The damn thing is over with (and just beginning)

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Bachelorette 14ep11 Bachelor in Paradise 5ep1: The damn thing is over with (and just beginning)







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Just like that Becca’s chapter ends yet chapters for a dozen past rejects begins!  We’ve been here before: two nights, two series passing like ships in the dark.  Five full hours of content resulting in a 1 hour and 10 minute podcast.  Whew!  How is Garrett navigating his Insta likes? Will Becca support him? Who is that strange uncle? Are the producers manufacturing conflict between Tia and Colton? Who is that blonde guy?  We try to figure it all out, come join us for the ride!

Bachelorette 14ep8 Proposal 1ep5: Schrödinger’s date

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Bachelorette 14ep8 Proposal 1ep5: Schrödinger's date







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A problem with these four guys is that they overlap in such a way that it’s difficult to know who they are without looking closely and looking closely changes our perception of the four guys.  You know, like…. Schrödinger’s cat.  (We’re really stretching here.)  Anyways, we try to fill up an hour and fifteen minutes based on these hometown dates and some of The Proposal.  Come along for the ride… if you can stomach it!

Bachelor 22ep8&WTA&10: Triple episode super show!

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Bachelor 22ep8&WTA&10: Triple episode super show!







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We’re back after an unscheduled week off to go over all of the material from the past three Bachelor episodes: from hometown dates to Women Tell All to sex in the champagne rooms (or tent if you’re Becca).  Stick with us until the end because we have a lot of juicy insights to share!

Winter Games 1ep1&2: Paradise found in Vermont

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Winter Games 1ep1&2: Paradise found in Vermont







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It’s February and we find ourselves in Manchester for a new formula in the Bachelor Universe that’s almost exactly the same as the old formula of Bachelor in Paradise.  Except this time the cast is confined to a ski lodge. The locale inevitably leads to hijinx the first day made juicier because of International cultural differences. Who wouldn’t want to podcast about this?

Bachelor 22ep6: Quiet in Paris

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Bachelor 22ep6: Quiet in Paris







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If you like great podcasting, this is your episode!  If you don’t like a bunch of women and one man trying every tactic to not fall in love in Paris, this is not your episode! Like, Lauren B., whoa, WTF.  Join us as we try to figure her out and everyone else.