Bachelor in Paradise 7ep6&7: Who are the role models?

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep6&7: Who are the role models?
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In this podcast episode Co-host Craig starts us off by talking ethics, particularly, whether Pieper, Brendan, Chris C, and Alana are the role models of this season. Checking him in that argument is Co-host Caitlin, who actually has training in ethics. It leads to a good old fashioned Bachelor Masters argument about the rules of Bachelor in Paradise. Oh, and we talk about Demi, too. It’s all here, so click the play button and join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep4&5: Vindicated?

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep4&5: Vindicated?
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In this podcast episode Co-host Craig insists that he is vindicated on a number of issues from last week. The other co-hosts disagree (except for maybe Co-host Caitlin who is in the middle). It leads to some raucous debate as they weave through topics including Tammy’s betrayal, Aaron and Thomas’ fight, Demi’s sexual weaponry, Maurissa’s lying by omission, Kenny’s gift with the lades, and so much more. It’s a long one (the podcast episode, not Kenny), hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep1: Drama coming up

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep1: Drama coming up
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This week’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise was low energy. It was so low energy, in fact, that the power went out at Co-host Craig’s place while watching it. So, he missed some things, but that doesn’t stop us from recapping the best we can. Which is to say, we try our best knowing that the drama is coming up! Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 17ep3: Weaseling your way in

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Bachelorette 17ep3: Weaseling your way in
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A few people weasel there way in, including Nick as the not-qualified leader of a group therapy session, Thomas onto the show in general, and Aaron into other people’s business. We discuss this after mentioning the Rick and Morty premiere (sorry!) then go on to deep dive on topics brought up during the aforementioned group therapy session. And, of course, we talk about Michael the Widower, as well as tattoos. We’d love to have you listen in, so hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 15ep9: I don’t want your life

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Bachelorette 15ep9: I don't want your life
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Poor Peter, he’s not going to win. Hannah, we conclude, doesn’t want his life out here in Communist California. We discuss that and, of course, the other hometown dates and wonder what actually constitutes one’s hometown. Throw in various tangents about the San Fernando Valley, memes, religion, and Florida (the usuals for this season) and add in a mom who could someday be the star of her own murder mystery on Lifetime and you got one great Bachelor Masters episode. Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor 23ep4: Fear factor

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Bachelor 23ep4: Fear factor
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Co-host Craig is a little distracted today. So while in this podcast episode we don’t talk about “fear” or “Fear Factor,” he phoned in the title, “Fear factor,” based on an off-hand remark by Iciar. Fear factor! It sounds cool. Like bungee jumping: it sounds cool but probably really isn’t. None of us will ever know. But Colton now knows! We cover that and a bunch of other things, including how Bachelor contestants might consider unionizing, in this low-energy yet action packed hour.

Bachelor 23ep1: Kingdom of the Krystal Skull

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With Co-host Chris away this week, Itziar and Craig run the podcast with just them two. Like, run past the first hour of the premiere which was filled with awful live remotes. Despite the rough beginnings the rest of the three hours was actually pretty good. And, Craig seems to have jumped on board the Colton bandwagon much to Itziar’s chagrin. It’s all right here in this podcast episode. Hit play and join in on the fun! Krystal in a hot tub! A woman just like Krystal interrupting four times! Two person episode!

Bachelor in Paradise 5ep6&7: I’m all in until morning

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Bachelor in Paradise 5ep6&7: I'm all in until morning







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Who likes who? Who loves who? Better yet, who loves who until someone else comes walking down those stairs tomorrow morning? We go through each couple/triangle in detail while also giving those who deserve it their dues.  Like Leo.  And Venmo.  Hit “play” and join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 5ep4&5: Tia and whatever

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We had to put Tia in the title of this episode, right, otherwise you’d think we weren’t paying attention.  But there’s a lot of other things that go on or whatever like making out and hooking up.  We go through each couple and date piece by piece and come to the conclusion that everyone is a… you’ll have to listen to find out!

Bachelorette 14ep11 Bachelor in Paradise 5ep1: The damn thing is over with (and just beginning)

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Bachelorette 14ep11 Bachelor in Paradise 5ep1: The damn thing is over with (and just beginning)







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Just like that Becca’s chapter ends yet chapters for a dozen past rejects begins!  We’ve been here before: two nights, two series passing like ships in the dark.  Five full hours of content resulting in a 1 hour and 10 minute podcast.  Whew!  How is Garrett navigating his Insta likes? Will Becca support him? Who is that strange uncle? Are the producers manufacturing conflict between Tia and Colton? Who is that blonde guy?  We try to figure it all out, come join us for the ride!