Like the board game Risk, the men on this season of the Bachelorette are starting strong with their strategies and gambits. Is Jamie going to be successful in both his lying about Joe and telling Michelle about the trauma of his youth? Is Joe going to be successful courting a women he ghosted so long ago? Can the other men sink a basket? We discuss it all with a fair amount of tangents, but, hey, it wouldn’t be the Bachelor Masters without those, right? Trigger Warning: suicide.