Bachelor in Paradise 7ep9: Alarm bells

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep9: Alarm bells
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This week we have… actual alarm bells. Like, really, they’re going off in Co-host Craig’s building because they’re testing the fire alarm system. If you can deal with that, you can deal with anything including Kenny licking tacos off of Mari, Aaron’s big-time bro-out, Joe’s socks, and a big tropical storm that leads to no drama whatsoever. Hit the play button and join us (and the bells) as we break it all down!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep2: Mom Minute

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep2: Mom Minute
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The energy is back in this episode so the energy is back in our podcast! Listen in for our deep dives into various contestants, including Maurissa, Thomas, and Aaron, and various events, including sex in the boom boom room. We also debut a brand new Bachelor Masters segment: the Co-host Caitlin’s Mom Minute, where Co-host Caitlin interviews her mom about Bachelor in Paradise! You don’t want to miss that or anything else, so hit the play button and join us.

Bachelor in Paradise 6ep7&8: Catcher in the vocal fry

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Bachelor in Paradise 6ep7&8: Catcher in the vocal fry
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The contestants and their vocal fry (and, lets face it, their personalities) have led the Bachelor Masters hosts to boil over with mixed emotions. Consequently, there are some good old fashioned Bachelor Masters arguments in this episode. Is John Paul Jones an evolved man or a creeper? Is Tayshia manipulative? Is Derek’s podcast to blame for any of the others’ actions? Is the Amazon forest burning for economic gains or displacement of Indigenous peoples? (We’re not kidding, the Amazon fire is going to ruin us all.) All that and more, simply hit the play button to join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 6ep5&6: Into the rink

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Bachelor in Paradise 6ep5&6: Into the rink
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In this episode where Co-host Iciar humbly debuts the Bachelor Masters History drop, we discuss Greenland (the autonomous region with the red and white flag), Co-host Caitlin’s insider knowledge of figure skating (and Jersey Shore), and Co-host Craig’s high school suspension (for fighting). We also talk about all of the Bachelor in Paradise cast members (and Kristian). Click the play button and join in (on the fun)!

Bachelor in Paradise 6ep3&4: Who shames the shamers?

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Bachelor in Paradise 6ep3&4: Who shames the shamers?
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Sure, we talk about shaming and shamers shaming and shamers being shamed. Though we also try to make sense of the many characters that are being presented to us (a record number, who knew?). Included are some hot takes, per usual for the Bachelor Masters, and some less than hot takes, such as our per usual distaste for Caelynn. Where do our opinions fall on Blake in the second week? Demi? Nicole? Christian? You’ll have to hit the play button to find out! As always, we’d love to hear from you on social media, @ or DM or otherwise, if you agree or disagree or otherwise!