The finale is here and, as promised on our Twitter feed, we dissect Co-host Iciar being LIVE IN THE AUDIENCE on Monday. After that, we dissect both final episodes in great detail and try to answer the big question: why is Susie back together with Clayton? Really… why is Susie back together with Clayton? Hit the play button and join us to find out!
We present to you, Dear Listener, the longest podcast episode in the history of the Bachelor Masters! Why? Because we break down not only the Women Tell All but also Clayton and Susie’s Tuesday-night meltdown. What sides will our co-hosts take? Will you agree or disagree? Hit the play button and join us!
At the end of After the Final Rose, Michelle and Nayte are the recipients of a down payment on a house (via gingerbread house). This baffles our co-hosts who wonder how much a house in Minnesota costs and also just how much that check was for. We also riff on Brandon and his red flags, Nayte and his nervousness, Michelle’s parents and their involvements, and wonder who the heck allowed the ocean noise to become such a character. It’s all here! Click the play button and join us!
In this episode a lot of people forget how to apologize. But we Bachelor Masters don’t forget how to argue, in this case, about those apology-forgetters. We also get confused by Clayton’s preview footage, talk about crappy novels we had to read in high school, and, of course, end with the Fashion Roundup where we gush over Michelle’s yellow velvet dress. Hit the play button and join us!
With Co-host Chris away this week, Itziar and Craig run the podcast with just them two. Like, run past the first hour of the premiere which was filled with awful live remotes. Despite the rough beginnings the rest of the three hours was actually pretty good. And, Craig seems to have jumped on board the Colton bandwagon much to Itziar’s chagrin. It’s all right here in this podcast episode. Hit play and join in on the fun! Krystal in a hot tub! A woman just like Krystal interrupting four times! Two person episode!
We’re back but probably not better than ever with our countdown to Bachelor 23. Unlike last time we don’t have an epic tale of getting escorted off of the Warner Bros lot during a taping of The Proposal. Consequently we stretch to some other stories from the hiatus, but, hey, this is the Bachelor Masters so you know they’ll be… tangential! And we do get to Colton and the women. Hit play and listen in to commit to over twelve hours of listening to us and another 25+ hours of The Bachelor!
It’s the end of a long year that took us from Arie and Lauren to Becca and Garrett to… Chris and Krystal? But hey, it wasn’t that bad, was it? In our final podcast of the season we recap the last two episodes of Bachelor in Paradise and reflect on the various scandals that have erupted over the past few days. Because what better way to kick off four months of no Bachelor than some juicy semi-confirmed gossip? We’d love to have you along for the ride so hit the play button and join us for all of the fun!
It seems like sex happened for the various couples, at least if their morning glow is to be believed. In the case of Annaliese, she spelled it out right in front of the camera and to Kamil after he… came back from a date with another woman. And speaking of that other woman, is she any more of a witch than the rest of the women who cleanse themselves with sage? We cover this and everything else… hit the play button and join us!
Who likes who? Who loves who? Better yet, who loves who until someone else comes walking down those stairs tomorrow morning? We go through each couple/triangle in detail while also giving those who deserve it their dues. Like Leo. And Venmo. Hit “play” and join us!
We had to put Tia in the title of this episode, right, otherwise you’d think we weren’t paying attention. But there’s a lot of other things that go on or whatever like making out and hooking up. We go through each couple and date piece by piece and come to the conclusion that everyone is a… you’ll have to listen to find out!
