Bachelorette Reunion: Deus ex machina your life

The Bachelor Masters
Bachelorette Reunion: Deus ex machina your life
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How are you gonna move up in the world? Go on the Bachelorette! If that’s true, then do all of the people that send in applications to be contestants want out of their present life…? This is just the kind of Existential Dread we love to talk about here on the Bachelor Masters! So, we talk about that, but, ya know, in a positive way, along with Hannah, Alabama, the reunion mixer, the new contestants, race and class, and sort of meeting Colton at an Amazon puppy event. Join in and let us know that you Exist!

Bachelor 23Ep11&12: The Road Not Taken

The Bachelor Masters
Bachelor 23Ep11&12: The Road Not Taken
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We messed up and forgot to talk about Air Supply! But, we did talk about everything else to the best of our ability up to and including Hannah B.’s red dress with the arm that goes down to the floor. We also try to come to some conclusions on what the Bachelor Franchise really means to us humans born into a large, undetermined Universe. It’s riveting podcasting, for sure, so please join us by hitting the play button!

Bachelor 23ep3: On the words “like” and “death”

The Bachelor Masters
Bachelor 23ep3: On the words "like" and "death"
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These are serious words, dear listener: “like” as a discourse marker and “death” as a source of strength. That’s about it, no reason to make fun. Except with Demi, who likes to dish fun. And Hannah B and Caelynn whose post-fallout friendship is fun too. It’s all in this serious yet fun episode of the Bachelor Masters!