Bachelor 25ep2: The puffy dress

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Bachelor 25ep2: The puffy dress
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Just like Seinfeld had the puffy shirt, this episode has the puffy dress, which we talk about throughout our podcast and also during the Fashion Roundup. And whoa is there some fashion, such as Matt’s jackets, Victoria (again…) in her purple PJs, and Franco’s pink getup. Unrelated to fashion, we critique young parents, talk about leaving one’s caretaker duties for a reality show, and speculate on why Victoria (again, yeesh…) goes after Marylynn. It’s all here rapid-fire and we’d love for you to hit play and join us!

Bachelorette MTA&11: Zac wants kids, now America loves him

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Bachelorette MTA&11: Zac wants kids, now America loves him
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What can we say, we’re confused by Bachelor Nation’s love for Zac. It seems that the pivotal moment in his rise is his declaration that Tayshia has made him want to marry and have kids. Doesn’t that bump any guy’s score up? We discuss all of that in length along with the Men Tell All (which wasn’t that good), Ben (who suddenly seems like a villain), Brendon and Ivan (not much to say there), and wrap up with our usual Fashion Roundup (for which there’s a lot to say). Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 16ep9: On Bennett and other things

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Bachelorette 16ep9: On Bennett and other things
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There’s very little to talk about in this episode which means that, in classic Bachelor Masters style, we find a lot to talk about. Bennett takes center stage as Co-host Iciar (sort of) defends him while our other co-hosts don’t, we wonder what’s up with Ed after he gets cut, ponder if Noah is a good guy, discuss Ben and his life stories, and end with the Fashion Roundup. Click the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 16ep8: Stripping for money and love

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Bachelorette 16ep8: Stripping for money and love
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Our podcast episode starts off with Co-host Craig revealing some activities of his past that, believe it or not, relate to Ben getting naked during the group art date. This leads to Co-host Iciar and Co-host Caitlin telling some of their memories. Then, believe it or not, we talk about what happens on the show including more about art and Surrealism, Eazy blowing it, Zac being a creeper/non-creeper, and some thoughts on Tayshia. Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 16ep7: On Ivan’s culpability

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Bachelorette 16ep7: On Ivan's culpability
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As you might suspect, we Bachelor Masters have a few things to say about Ivan and Tayshia’s conversation about race, the police, and prisons. We take some angles you might not expect and try to carefully articulate our positions. This is unlike Ed, who in his intervals on the show has trouble articulating anything especially to Chris Harrison at their late-night rendezvous. We then get to other parts of the episode, such as, ya know, orgasming through a loud speaker. It’s all here in this podcast episode, so hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 16ep2: Pause for effect

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Bachelorette 16ep2: Pause for effect
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The Bachelorette didn’t disappoint in this second installment of the season, and we break down every point in keen Bachelor Masters style. Consider, for example, the long pause that made Clare unravel as the episode got going. Was it indeed a long pause, or a short one that just seemed long because someone coughed? But more importantly, how does Clare’s unravelling fit into a personality that our Co-hosts have identified over four-plus seasons of watching her on the franchise? All this and love languages, red flags, Dodge Ball, and the Fashion Roundup in this action-packed podcast episode!

Listen to Your Heart 1ep5: Love versus the idea of love

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Listen to Your Heart 1ep5: Love versus the idea of love
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Love vesus in love… love versus the idea of being in love… falling in love versus the idea of falling in love. Rollercoaster emotions aren’t limited to Jamie in this episode; there are emotional rollercoasters all over the place! We try to break everything down in usual Bachelor Masters fashion, and also in Bachelor Masters fashion we include a Fashion Roundup as well as a big comeback of Co-host Caitlin’s Ice Skating Minute! It’s all here, so hit the play button and join in on the fun!

Listen to Your Heart 1ep2: Where we argue about emotional cheating

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Listen to Your Heart 1ep2: Where we argue about emotional cheating
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Emotional cheating versus physical cheating: via Trevor we pounce on this opportunity to have an old-fashioned Bachelor Masters argument where we try to figure out not only what those mean but whether Trevor should feel guilty about engaging in one or the other. We also deep dive in a few other topics that this juicy episode of Listen to Your Heart brought up, leading to an old-fashioned Bachelor Masters long episode. Ready? Set, go! Press the play button and join us!

Bachelor 24 WTA: Insta argument

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Bachelor 24 WTA: Insta argument
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This Women Tell All was filled with arguments, and our podcast is, per usual, filled with arguments. But these are special, Insta, arguments: the influencers talking over each other and coming to no conclusions, and us arguing over an actual Instagram post put up by Co-host Iciar. So if you like arguments, or you liked our Instagram post, or you didn’t, or you don’t like Instagram, or you do, hit the play button and join us for an our of argumentative and insightful fun!

Bachelor 24ep8: Hook, sex, baby talk

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Bachelor 24ep8: Hook, sex, baby talk
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We betcha we’re the only podcast around that has lined up actual audio of Madison and last season’s Luke P and played them back-to-back in order to see how their approaches to celibacy (for themselves and others) are similar or different. Related, we then talk for a while about nihilism and setting restraints on one’s self (and one’s life). Believe it or not, we limit our tangents resulting in a podcast episode that is actually really focused on the show. We know, right??