Bachelorette 18ep1: Cryptic writings

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Bachelorette 18ep1: Cryptic writings
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We’re back to ask the big questions this season, such as why Ryan would dare put all of his cryptic writings into a folder titled, “Bachlorette” (sic). Then we talk about all of the other men who stream into Michelle’s life with gags including an AC/DC schoolboy look, ruler play, and… actually that might be it because that’s all we remember of the men. Is it? Hit the play button to join us and find out!

Bachelorette 17ep10&AFR: Illusion mesh

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Bachelorette 17ep10&AFR: Illusion mesh
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Here we are at the finale of the Katie saga and wouldn’t you know it, she picks Blake. Yes, that Blake… Bad Beard Blake. She actually picks him, and we’re here to try and figure out how such a picking could have happened. We talk about all of that and, of course, Greg’s appearance on After the Final Rose where he doubles down on his previous statements to Katie. We include a long tail to this podcast episode where we discuss, among other things, ice skating wardrobes and illusion mesh. Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 17ep9: Nefariousness

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Bachelorette 17ep9: Nefariousness
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Get ready for a knock-down drag-out fight between our co-hosts to determine the truth behind Greg’s nefarious behavior towards Katie. Is he legit blindsided that Katie didn’t reciprocate his I love you? Were his actions the result of an elaborate plan to remove himself from the show? Is Greg the victim of emotional weaknesses? We debate all of this after giving two cents to Blake and Justin and talking a little bit about fashion. Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 17MTA: Disengaged more

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Bachelorette 17MTA: Disengaged more
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It may be that Katie is here from the wrong reasons. At least that’s how we feel after watching this Men Tell All where Katie was, at least, tuned out and, at worst, pissed off. We try to decipher that riddle while also talking at length about Conner’s make-out session with an audience member, which was, at best, questionable behavior. We fit that all in to a slightly shorter episode than usual, which means it’s action packed. Hit the play button and join us!.

Bachelorette 17ep7: 1 plus 2 equals 3

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Bachelorette 17ep7: 1 plus 2 equals 3
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In an episode so full of cringe, we thought we’d remind you’all that, for Greg, 1 plus 2 equals 3. Meaning, he’s vanilla. Along with Greg we discuss Katie’s seeming obsession with him, whether Blake is the fantasy suite sex pick, why the other couple other guys are probably good catches, some cringe dating moments of our own, and, well, more cringe since this episode was full of it. Didn’t we mention that? Come along for the ride by clicking the play button!

Bachelorette 17ep6: American Innuendo

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Bachelorette 17ep6: American Innuendo
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It’s the end of the line for Hunter, Aaron, Connor and a few others. We do a proper memorial for them but not before we discuss the two front-runners Greg and Blake. It all comes under the shadow of some un-sex-positive statements by Katie which Blake tries overcome by talking about how many times he… insert some American Innuendo here! And, of course, Katie’s bombshell family story and a Fashion Roundup!

Bachelorette 17ep5: Mega ridiculous

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Bachelorette 17ep5: Mega ridiculous
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In this podcast episode we start by wondering just how creepy Bad Beard Blake is. Then we wonder how creepy Hunter is. Then we wonder if Andrew S is creepy (spoiler: he’s not). These kind of conversations are necessary in a week five where the number of men is trimmed yet we’re still getting to know a lot of them. Who is a creeper? What is mega ridiculous? Tune in to find out!

Bachelorette 17ep4: Late to the party, eh?

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Bachelorette 17ep4: Late to the party, eh?
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We know we’re titling this episode after Aaron’s quip to Thomas, but we also talk a lot about Aaron and Thomas in this episode so, ya know, it fits. Thomas, of course, takes up a lot of the show’s time this week and we give it a full analysis along with Aaron’s anger problems, Blake’s arrival, the group think and vigilantism, and some thoughts on Conner and Michael, all sprinkled with personal anecdotes by our co-hosts. Then we wrap up with our usual Fashion Roundup. Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 17ep3: Weaseling your way in

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Bachelorette 17ep3: Weaseling your way in
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A few people weasel there way in, including Nick as the not-qualified leader of a group therapy session, Thomas onto the show in general, and Aaron into other people’s business. We discuss this after mentioning the Rick and Morty premiere (sorry!) then go on to deep dive on topics brought up during the aforementioned group therapy session. And, of course, we talk about Michael the Widower, as well as tattoos. We’d love to have you listen in, so hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 17ep2: Flip the script

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Bachelorette 17ep2: Flip the script
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We start the podcast episode talking about Co-host Craig’s birthday, which he’s sad about, and iPods, which he’s more happy about. Then Co-host Iciar clears up some definitions from last week, including the Prince Harry Effect. We then talk about the episode in particular, including whether or not Greg is still desirable, some thoughts on the arguments, and why Cody might have gotten kicked off. We end with Co-host Caitlin talking about adventures while sleeping. Where is the script flipped? You’ll have to tune in to find out!