Bachelorette 14ep9 Proposal 1ep6: Love versus in love

Like the Bachelorette episode itself it took us fifteen minutes to get into the podcast.  But a lot of that is because of our fascinating breakdown of Bachelor Masters data!  What does that mean?  Listen in to find out, we promise that it is…. data.  But you could be into that kind of thing.  We also wonder why Becca keeps saying “IN love” (emphasis ours) versus “love” and also what’s going to happen when Garrett wins. Join us!

Bachelorette 14ep8 Proposal 1ep5: Schrödinger’s date

A problem with these four guys is that they overlap in such a way that it’s difficult to know who they are without looking closely and looking closely changes our perception of the four guys.  You know, like…. Schrödinger’s cat.  (We’re really stretching here.)  Anyways, we try to fill up an hour and fifteen minutes based on these hometown dates and some of The Proposal.  Come along for the ride… if you can stomach it!

Bachelorette 14ep7 Proposal 1ep4: Is Garrett twitterpated with Becca?

Whether or not twitterpated is actually a word or if Becca actually said it in the episode is kind of irrelevant.  What is relevant is that we’re down to four guys, finally.  And one of the the four is the vastly vitrioled Garrett.  We try to give him some justice to little effect, but also dive into the other three guys to give them some comeuppance.  Jump in the fire with us!

Bachelorette 14ep6 Proposal 1ep3: Ratcheting up in Richmond

We’ve got a classic Bachelor Masters episode for ya where we go back to our roots discussing the cultural contexts of various Bachelorette happenings.  We also debate the effectiveness of Universal Studios’ new ad campaign because, well, dreamy Leo works there.  But will he make the final four? Listen in so you can hold us accountable when our predictions are inevitably wrong!

Bachelorette 14ep5 Proposal 1ep2: Do male models dream of well dressed sheep?

Jordan is no Corrine, so we say goodbye to this villain without batting an eye.  Well, in the blazing Nevada heat there’s bound to be some eye batting.  Nevertheless, guys get cut as Becca narrows the field.  This turns is a point of contention for our three Bachelor Masters hosts who debate whether the remaining guys actually like Becca and whether Becca actually likes the guys.  Oh and we review Westworld for some reason.  Join us for the fun!

Bachelorette 14ep4 Proposal 1ep1: Finding love in all television spaces

This is what we’ve all been waiting for: ABC tossing two whole shows on us at the same time. In this podcast episode we debate whether or not The Proposal is interesting, though it undoubtedly is interesting when compared to the current season of The Bachelorette. We also talk in detail about a few of Becca’s suitors because, well, that’s what podcasts are for!  (And we think we have a little crush on Leo.) Come join us as we come roaring back after our week off to recap the full three hours of content.

Bachelorette 14ep2: Too cool for you

What is cool? That’s an age-old question left to none other than the Bachelor franchise as we see Becca’s dudes try to be cool and uncool.  Indeed, we try to figure out if Becca herself is cool in what is probably an uncool topic for podcasts.  Come along for the ride (but do it without looking like you’re in a hurry).

Bachelorette 14ep1: Get the damn thing over with

Ha, see what we did there with the catchphrase? Alas, the first episode of a Bachelorette season is usually the least interesting as we’re forced to sludge through contestant gimmicks attempting to catch Becca’s attention. Though, this time around we’ve noticed that Becca is handling herself well, with poise and humor, and that’s… interesting!  To make up for no real villain (sorry, Male Model guy) we also talk about the hit family film Saw.

Bachelorette Countdown: Where we go way behind the scenes

Time again for the start of another Bachelorette season and we’ve got an epic countdown show to kick things off. From an account of us getting escorted off of the Warner Brothers lot to our dinner with (err, next to) Executive Producer Mike Fleiss to, of course, our analysis of the bios of the eligible bachelors, we’ve packed our season premiere full of great podcast banter. Join us!

Bachelor 22ep11&AFR: Outa lost love comes fame and fortune

From the moment they began the split-screen “unedited” breakup we all knew Becca would be the next Bachelorette, cementing her fame and place in reality TV history.  So how did the show keep up suspense and intrigue after this non-bombshell? By including fascinating conversations with Arie, Lauren, and a team of past super exciting Bachelors sitting on Chris Harrison’s couch.  Believe it or not our podcast tear down is WAY more exciting and travels deep into the nature of relationships.  Follow along for our last podcast of the season!