Bachelor in Paradise 5ep4&5: Tia and whatever

We had to put Tia in the title of this episode, right, otherwise you’d think we weren’t paying attention.  But there’s a lot of other things that go on or whatever like making out and hooking up.  We go through each couple and date piece by piece and come to the conclusion that everyone is a… you’ll have to listen to find out!

Bachelorette 14ep7 Proposal 1ep4: Is Garrett twitterpated with Becca?

Whether or not twitterpated is actually a word or if Becca actually said it in the episode is kind of irrelevant.  What is relevant is that we’re down to four guys, finally.  And one of the the four is the vastly vitrioled Garrett.  We try to give him some justice to little effect, but also dive into the other three guys to give them some comeuppance.  Jump in the fire with us!

Bachelor 22ep4: Trying to narrow it down

This whole situation is different. Let’s all admit that this lot is different, and the bachelor is different.  We try to figure it out and get into a few arguments — what better podcasting?!  Come along as we argue errr try to figure it out.

Bachelorette 13ep9: No Dad in Dallas

In this episode we call out Judge Lindsay for not being bothered to appear on the American Broadcasting Company leaving Rachel’s Mom to corner the men by herself.  Meanwhile, Peter goes douche, Bryan gets grilled, and Eric, well, he gets to sleep in the Fantasy Suite.