Bachelor 23ep3: On the words “like” and “death”

These are serious words, dear listener: “like” as a discourse marker and “death” as a source of strength. That’s about it, no reason to make fun. Except with Demi, who likes to dish fun. And Hannah B and Caelynn whose post-fallout friendship is fun too. It’s all in this serious yet fun episode of the Bachelor Masters!

Bachelor 23ep2: 50, 100, or… zero

Since all dudes, of course, ask each other how many people they’ve slept with we thought we’d go ahead and name this podcast episode after Colton’s big on-stage reveal of zero. But to all listeners: we agree with you, this virginity thing is old. Let’s move on to something else. Like Co-host Chris being back! He is, in fact, back and refreshed from a fun vacation. Hear him and us other two co-hosts tangent down this week’s Bachelor by clicking play. You’ll have fun! Three person episode!

Bachelor 23ep1: Kingdom of the Krystal Skull

With Co-host Chris away this week, Itziar and Craig run the podcast with just them two. Like, run past the first hour of the premiere which was filled with awful live remotes. Despite the rough beginnings the rest of the three hours was actually pretty good. And, Craig seems to have jumped on board the Colton bandwagon much to Itziar’s chagrin. It’s all right here in this podcast episode. Hit play and join in on the fun! Krystal in a hot tub! A woman just like Krystal interrupting four times! Two person episode!

Bachelor Countdown: Where we try to recreate past successes

We’re back but probably not better than ever with our countdown to Bachelor 23.  Unlike last time we don’t have an epic tale of getting escorted off of the Warner Bros lot during a taping of The Proposal.  Consequently we stretch to some other stories from the hiatus, but, hey, this is the Bachelor Masters so you know they’ll be… tangential! And we do get to Colton and the women. Hit play and listen in to commit to over twelve hours of listening to us and another 25+ hours of The Bachelor!

Bachelor in Paradise 5ep10&11: All not good things…

It’s the end of a long year that took us from Arie and Lauren to Becca and Garrett to… Chris and Krystal?  But hey, it wasn’t that bad, was it?  In our final podcast of the season we recap the last two episodes of Bachelor in Paradise and reflect on the various scandals that have erupted over the past few days. Because what better way to kick off four months of no Bachelor than some juicy semi-confirmed gossip? We’d love to have you along for the ride so hit the play button and join us for all of the fun!

Bachelor in Paradise 5ep8&9: Where sex happens

It seems like sex happened for the various couples, at least if their morning glow is to be believed.  In the case of Annaliese, she spelled it out right in front of the camera and to Kamil after he… came back from a date with another woman.  And speaking of that other woman, is she any more of a witch than the rest of the women who cleanse themselves with sage? We cover this and everything else… hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 5ep4&5: Tia and whatever

We had to put Tia in the title of this episode, right, otherwise you’d think we weren’t paying attention.  But there’s a lot of other things that go on or whatever like making out and hooking up.  We go through each couple and date piece by piece and come to the conclusion that everyone is a… you’ll have to listen to find out!

Bachelor in Paradise 5ep2&3: Producers and war

In this episode we unleash our pent up frustrations developed during the Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons on an unsuspecting (and, perhaps, undeserving) Bachelor in Paradise.  We also talk about Jubilee’s remark about not having love without war in an extended dump on pop media.  Hit play and join us!

Bachelorette 14ep11 Bachelor in Paradise 5ep1: The damn thing is over with (and just beginning)

Just like that Becca’s chapter ends yet chapters for a dozen past rejects begins!  We’ve been here before: two nights, two series passing like ships in the dark.  Five full hours of content resulting in a 1 hour and 10 minute podcast.  Whew!  How is Garrett navigating his Insta likes? Will Becca support him? Who is that strange uncle? Are the producers manufacturing conflict between Tia and Colton? Who is that blonde guy?  We try to figure it all out, come join us for the ride!