Bachelorette 18ep1: Cryptic writings

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Bachelorette 18ep1: Cryptic writings
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We’re back to ask the big questions this season, such as why Ryan would dare put all of his cryptic writings into a folder titled, “Bachlorette” (sic). Then we talk about all of the other men who stream into Michelle’s life with gags including an AC/DC schoolboy look, ruler play, and… actually that might be it because that’s all we remember of the men. Is it? Hit the play button to join us and find out!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep11: Influencer deterrent?

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep11: Influencer deterrent?
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In this podcast episode we speculate on whether the bad press that befell Brendan, Pieper, and Ivan might deter future influencers from running the same tactics on the show. But then we remember that Thomas, Aaron, James, and countless others have had successful redemption arcs on Bachelor in Paradise, so what is the risk? We debate that and also try to get through the rest of what was a pretty boring episode. Can Co-host Craig make it to the end?? Find out by pressing the play button and joining us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep10: Playing favorites

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep10: Playing favorites
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In this podcast episode we debate a few topics, including who was right in the Noah-Abigail breakup and who was right in the Aaron-Ivan argument. We also get into an fight over who is Co-host Craig’s favorite, which gets him pretty worked up. He cool’s down by asking Co-host Iciar and Co-host Caitlin about their prom stories. It’s all here, press the play button to join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep9: Alarm bells

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep9: Alarm bells
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This week we have… actual alarm bells. Like, really, they’re going off in Co-host Craig’s building because they’re testing the fire alarm system. If you can deal with that, you can deal with anything including Kenny licking tacos off of Mari, Aaron’s big-time bro-out, Joe’s socks, and a big tropical storm that leads to no drama whatsoever. Hit the play button and join us (and the bells) as we break it all down!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep8: Depression symptoms

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep8: Depression symptoms
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There is only one episode of Bachelor in Paradise to discuss this week, and is that the source of Co-host Craig’s depression? Whether it is or not, he is good at projecting his depression symptoms onto his other co-hosts resulting in a melancholy first few minutes of the podcast. But it picks up after that, when we start discussing all of the depressing things that happen to the stars of the show: Brendan and Pieper leave, Tammy and Demi melt down, Riley and Maurissa lick whipped cream off of each other, what’s not to be happy about? Listen to this and everything else by clicking the play button and joining us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep6&7: Who are the role models?

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep6&7: Who are the role models?
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In this podcast episode Co-host Craig starts us off by talking ethics, particularly, whether Pieper, Brendan, Chris C, and Alana are the role models of this season. Checking him in that argument is Co-host Caitlin, who actually has training in ethics. It leads to a good old fashioned Bachelor Masters argument about the rules of Bachelor in Paradise. Oh, and we talk about Demi, too. It’s all here, so click the play button and join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep4&5: Vindicated?

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep4&5: Vindicated?
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In this podcast episode Co-host Craig insists that he is vindicated on a number of issues from last week. The other co-hosts disagree (except for maybe Co-host Caitlin who is in the middle). It leads to some raucous debate as they weave through topics including Tammy’s betrayal, Aaron and Thomas’ fight, Demi’s sexual weaponry, Maurissa’s lying by omission, Kenny’s gift with the lades, and so much more. It’s a long one (the podcast episode, not Kenny), hit the play button and join us!

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep2: Mom Minute

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep2: Mom Minute
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The energy is back in this episode so the energy is back in our podcast! Listen in for our deep dives into various contestants, including Maurissa, Thomas, and Aaron, and various events, including sex in the boom boom room. We also debut a brand new Bachelor Masters segment: the Co-host Caitlin’s Mom Minute, where Co-host Caitlin interviews her mom about Bachelor in Paradise! You don’t want to miss that or anything else, so hit the play button and join us.

Bachelor in Paradise 7ep1: Drama coming up

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Bachelor in Paradise 7ep1: Drama coming up
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This week’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise was low energy. It was so low energy, in fact, that the power went out at Co-host Craig’s place while watching it. So, he missed some things, but that doesn’t stop us from recapping the best we can. Which is to say, we try our best knowing that the drama is coming up! Hit the play button and join us!

Bachelorette 17ep10&AFR: Illusion mesh

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Bachelorette 17ep10&AFR: Illusion mesh
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Here we are at the finale of the Katie saga and wouldn’t you know it, she picks Blake. Yes, that Blake… Bad Beard Blake. She actually picks him, and we’re here to try and figure out how such a picking could have happened. We talk about all of that and, of course, Greg’s appearance on After the Final Rose where he doubles down on his previous statements to Katie. We include a long tail to this podcast episode where we discuss, among other things, ice skating wardrobes and illusion mesh. Hit the play button and join us!